FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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Charles had been wondering about Elvin’s lack out of digits since<br />
they initially met, but he’d felt too embarrassed to ask, but now that<br />
Elvin had offered to disclose the fact, he wanted to know.<br />
"I lost these many years ago, when I was a stoker in the Royal<br />
Navy. I was selected to join the Portsmouth *Field gun crew and<br />
spent the next few years shore-based at H.M.S. Nelson in<br />
Portsmouth. I was training for the royal tournament at Earls’ court;<br />
but during one training session, a run with the 12 pounder, one of<br />
the guns wheels slipped as we tried to lift it over the wall. I made a<br />
grave error of judgment and ignored the warnings from me training,<br />
and grabbed the wheel to stop it slipping." He held up his hands. "I<br />
trapped me bloody hands underneath and it cut me fingers clean off.<br />
"Elvin sighed and looked sullen. “That was the end of me service<br />
career."<br />
He then chuckled and continued,<br />
"Never mind; it all worked out for the best. I got pensioned out at<br />
thirty-five, so came to Grimsby. I got a job on the fishing trawlers<br />
and met me missus, Anna, and we have three great kids. When they<br />
laid me off from the trawlers in the 80's, I built a workshop on a<br />
large piece of land at the back of our house, which I kitted out with<br />
tools and machinery. I started to make medical prosfetics, starting<br />
with me own, ‘little falsies.’ Then I started making some for the<br />
prosfetics department at the general 'ospital. I turned me little 'obby<br />
into a lucrative and fulfilling business."<br />
The four old timers started to feel merrily spannered, Charles now<br />
felt at ease and comfortable being around these three miscreants.<br />
However, something that Mrs. Chew mentioned had been bothering<br />
him, so he asked,<br />
“What did Mrs. Chew mean about the incident before?”
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