FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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The crowd within the recreation room saw the trio and a look of<br />
horror came across their faces. They'd seen this before and, to the<br />
poor old folk, it meant the return of terrifying torture, which they<br />
hoped had been firmly locked away in the past. However, with the<br />
arrival of Charles, it appeared to have resurfaced. The room was<br />
plunged into panic, as Steve, with the devil’s glint in his eye,<br />
snarled,<br />
“Right you old fogeys” He paused for effect as the crowd trembled<br />
and then announced.<br />
“STRAT’S BACK!”<br />
Mabel shrieked. Ethel ran around trailing toilet tissue, boring Bill,<br />
headed for the door and Wally, another resident, made a desperate<br />
plea.<br />
“Somebody go get Chewy...QUICKLY.”<br />
Steve plugged in his guitar. Elvin stood to the side of his large bass<br />
and Wayne set up his drum kit, while the other residents scampered<br />
about in distress. Charles sat at his piano looking confused as Mrs.<br />
Chew rushed into the room, hurrying over to the four.<br />
“You were told not to set up again after the last incident and our<br />
previous conversation,” shouted a perturbed Mrs. Chew.<br />
“Just making our new friend feel at home,” said Steve “and besides,<br />
the rec room’s empty, so we won’t be disturbing anybody.”<br />
"It’s empty because you scared everybody away, same as before,”<br />
Mrs. Chew said, exasperated.
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