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FOSSILS FLIP BOOK

Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll

Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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“You’re a dark horse, Logan,” said Steve.<br />

“Perhaps I could take a look at your songs. We may as well learn<br />

them. At least then we will all be on a level playing field,” said<br />

Charles.<br />

“What?” Wayne asked.<br />

Charles repeated his request, but spoke louder.<br />

“Okay,” said Wayne “They are in my room, maybe tomorrow.”<br />

Charles wanted to find out more about his new friends, partly<br />

because he was interested, but more importantly, because he wanted<br />

to fill in an hour to stop them playing more awful, eardrum-bleeding<br />

noise.<br />

“Are any of you married?” Charles enquired.<br />

“No,” said Elvin “my wife passed away four years ago.”<br />

“I'm single. I got divorced years ago and played the field,” Steve<br />

announced.<br />

Charles missed Mary, so he continued with the conversation to take<br />

his mind off his beloved wife.<br />

“How about you Wayne, are you married?”<br />

“Wayne unfortunately lost his wife 20 years-ago,” Steve said and<br />

shouted at Wayne. “Didn’t you mate?”<br />

“Oh, I am sorry to hear that Wayne, what did she die from?”<br />

Charles shouted.

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