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The Duchy of Jerald

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Booty Call<br />

So I saw her again today, been a few years. I was vulnerable and fell in love fast, and backed<br />

away as the red flags got trotted out, one by one.<br />

We had reconnected she was a waitress at the deli, where I played guitar. She went to<br />

university and studied English, 4 bachelors and a masters, I went to art school, and 20 years later<br />

here we are having c<strong>of</strong>fee and then dinner.<br />

I like my men to walk me up to my apartment she said after, and a nice snog and good night.<br />

Best kisser ever, and we had talked for hours with dinner, I was smitten,<br />

A while later she came over for dinner, and she brought 2 bottles <strong>of</strong> wine and polished one <strong>of</strong>f<br />

as I don't drink like that.<br />

Around 10 she took a call, snickered 'booty call' as she took it, and arranged to meet someone<br />

at her apartment at 12.<br />

Off the phone, I said, I think you'd better leave, this is pretty rude and I find it hard on me. But<br />

I'm too drunk to drive..well you can call a cab from your car, I'll walk you down and make sure<br />

you are locked in, the cab will be here soon...<br />

Saw her a few weeks later, in the c<strong>of</strong>fee shop, raging mad, I mean pissed <strong>of</strong>f, how I had<br />

abandoned her, and I said it might be the amount <strong>of</strong> booze you poor down your throat. She<br />

stormed out.<br />

I saw her this morning, years later, packing on the calories from the booze, splotched face,<br />

staring at me with hate, as I got my c<strong>of</strong>fee....<br />

Dylan wrote her a song I find....<br />

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yZPh3hpxLKs

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