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No Good<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
Man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.<br />
A Swiss man, on<br />
holiday in Dublin,<br />
needed directions.<br />
He was standing<br />
outside Davy Byrne’s<br />
pub when he saw two<br />
youths walking by so<br />
he stops them and<br />
asks, “Entschuldigung,<br />
koennen Sie<br />
Deutsch sprechen?”<br />
The two lads look at<br />
each other blankly<br />
and stare back at<br />
him.<br />
“Excusez-moi, parlez<br />
vous Français?” He<br />
tries. The two continue<br />
to stare.<br />
“Parlare Italiano?”<br />
Still absolutely no<br />
response from the<br />
two lads.<br />
“Hablan ustedes<br />
Espanol?” The Dublin<br />
lads remain totally<br />
silent. The Swiss guy<br />
walks off extremely<br />
disappointed and<br />
downhearted that<br />
he had not been<br />
understood.<br />
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One of the boys turns<br />
to the second and<br />
says, “Y’know, maybe<br />
we should learn a<br />
foreign language!”<br />
S<br />
“Why?” says the<br />
youth, “That guy<br />
knew four languages,<br />
and it didn’t do him<br />
any good!”<br />
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