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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong> ...with<br />
40<br />
Deadly<br />
Accurate<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
A golfer set up his<br />
ball on the first tee,<br />
took a mighty swing<br />
and hit his ball into a<br />
clump of trees.<br />
He found his ball<br />
and saw an opening<br />
between two<br />
trees he thought he<br />
could hit through.<br />
He took another<br />
mighty swing with his<br />
3-wood and the ball<br />
hit a tree, bounced<br />
back, hit him on the<br />
forehead and killed<br />
him instantly.<br />
As he approached<br />
the gates of Heaven,<br />
St. Peter saw<br />
the golfer walking<br />
towards him in his<br />
golf attire and asked,<br />
“Are you a good<br />
golfer?”<br />
The golfer replied,<br />
“Got here in two,<br />
didn’t I?”<br />
Conversing<br />
Conifer<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
A lumberjack went<br />
into a magic forest<br />
to cut a tree. Upon<br />
arrival, he started<br />
to swing at the tree,<br />
when it shouted,<br />
“Wait! I’m a talking<br />
tree!”<br />
The lumberjack<br />
grinned and said,<br />
“And you will dialogue.”<br />
Jimbo<br />
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