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Uncle Andy's Digest - March 2019

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Reminiscing<br />

Submitted by Jimbo<br />

Remember when<br />

you were a kid and<br />

you thought being an<br />

adult would be fun?<br />

Bahajhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!<br />

I found Jesus on the golf course. Well, at least I heard his name several times.<br />

Out ‘n About at Rolly’s Diner for Rita Fournier’s 80th Birthday celebration<br />

with<br />

Steve Simard<br />

A Better<br />

Keyboard<br />

Submitted by Jimbo<br />

What do we want?<br />

A keyboard for fat<br />

fingers!<br />

When do we want it?<br />

BOW!<br />

It’s always great<br />

spending your birthday<br />

with family, especially the<br />

ones that are the same<br />

age as you!<br />

Heavenly<br />

Praise<br />

Submitted by Jimbo<br />

“I’d move heaven<br />

and earth to be able<br />

to break 100 on<br />

this course,” sighed<br />

Steve the golfer.<br />

“Try heaven,” advised<br />

his caddie.<br />

“You’ve already<br />

moved most of the<br />

earth.”<br />

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Irene<br />

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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong> ...with<br />

Jimbo<br />

46 <strong>March</strong> <strong>2019</strong> 783-7039<br />

“My steering wheel won’t turn,” said Tom straight-forwardly.

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