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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong> ...with<br />
42<br />
Good<br />
Exercise<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
The room was full of<br />
pregnant women and<br />
their partners, and<br />
the Lamaze class<br />
was in full swing.<br />
The instructor was<br />
teaching the women<br />
how to breathe<br />
properly, along with<br />
informing the men<br />
how to give the necessary<br />
assurances<br />
at this stage of the<br />
plan.<br />
The teacher then<br />
announced, “Ladies,<br />
exercise is good<br />
for you. Walking is<br />
especially beneficial.<br />
And, gentlemen, it<br />
wouldn’t hurt you to<br />
take the time to go<br />
walking with your<br />
partner!”<br />
The room really got<br />
quiet.<br />
Finally, a man in the<br />
middle of the group<br />
raised his hand.<br />
“Yes?” replied the<br />
teacher. “Is it all right<br />
if she carries a golf<br />
bag while we walk?”<br />
Winning<br />
Ways<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
So after winning the<br />
game, I decided to<br />
throw the ball into<br />
the crowd, like they<br />
do on TV.<br />
Apparently, it’s unacceptable<br />
in bowling.<br />
Jimbo<br />
<strong>March</strong> <strong>2019</strong> 783-7039<br />
“I have 3 kids and no money, why I can’t I have no kids and 3 money.”<br />
— Homer Simpson<br />
At Gritty’s Auburn!<br />
St. Patrick’s Day Sunday, <strong>March</strong> 17<br />
• Enjoy pints of Special Oatmeal Stout<br />
• Jameson’s Caskmates IPA edition whiskey shots<br />
and a pint of IPA for $12<br />
• Kora Temple Highlanders Bagpipers & Drummers @ 7:00pm<br />
Let it be<br />
known, from here<br />
on out, I am only a<br />
Pats fan!<br />
Welcome to the TEAM<br />
Stephanie<br />
Arsenault<br />
“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” – Gandhi<br />
“<br />
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