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Fast<br />
Track<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
One night I paid $20 to see Prince but I partied like it was $19.99.<br />
(Submitted by Pam Duplissis)<br />
A lawyer named Joe<br />
died suddenly, at the<br />
age of 45. He got to<br />
the gates of Heaven<br />
and saw an angel<br />
standing there upon<br />
his arrival.<br />
“We’ve been waiting<br />
a long time for you<br />
to arrive,” the angel<br />
informed Joe.<br />
“What do you mean,”<br />
Joe replied, “I’m only<br />
45 years old. I am in<br />
the prime of my life.<br />
Why did I have to die<br />
now?”<br />
“45? You’re not 45,”<br />
laughed the angel,<br />
“you’re 82!”<br />
“Wait a minute. If you<br />
think I’m 82 then you<br />
have the wrong guy.<br />
I’m only 45. I can<br />
show you my identification<br />
to prove it.”<br />
“Hold on. Let me go<br />
check,” said the angel<br />
and disappeared<br />
inside.<br />
Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.<br />
It was an ether/oar situation.<br />
Out ‘n About at Side by Each Brewing<br />
Family<br />
game night<br />
is a blast!<br />
After a few minutes<br />
the angel returned.<br />
“Sorry Joe, but these<br />
records indicate it is<br />
impossible for you to<br />
be 45. I checked all<br />
the hours you have<br />
billed your clients<br />
throughout your<br />
career, and based on<br />
that, you would need<br />
to be 82 years old.”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong> ...with<br />
12<br />
Jimbo<br />
<strong>July</strong> <strong>2019</strong> 783-7039<br />
Keith Davis & Bryce Strout<br />
The recipe said “Set the oven to 180 degrees” so I did.<br />
But now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.
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