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Wrong<br />
Step<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
One night a lady with<br />
a black eye stumbled<br />
into a police station.<br />
“What happened<br />
to you?” asked the<br />
desk sergeant.<br />
“I heard a noise in<br />
my back yard and<br />
went to investigate.<br />
The next thing I<br />
knew I was hit in the<br />
face and knocked<br />
out cold.”<br />
The desk sergeant<br />
dispatched an officer<br />
to go to the lady’s<br />
house to investigate.<br />
When he returned a<br />
while later, he also<br />
had a black eye.<br />
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