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Going<br />
Green<br />
Submitted by Tyla Davis<br />
Before going to play<br />
a round of golf, Bertie<br />
went into the local<br />
pro shop. He walked<br />
up and down each<br />
aisle looking around<br />
and frowning.<br />
Finally the sales person<br />
from the store<br />
asked him what he<br />
was looking for.<br />
“I can’t find any<br />
green golf balls,”<br />
Bertie complained.<br />
The sales person<br />
looked all over the<br />
shop, and through all<br />
the catalogs.<br />
Finally he called the<br />
manufacturers and<br />
determined that,<br />
sure enough, there<br />
were no green golf<br />
balls available to<br />
buy.<br />
As Bertie walked out<br />
the door in disgust,<br />
the sales person<br />
asked him, “Before<br />
you go, could you<br />
tell me why you want<br />
green golf balls?”<br />
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