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Uncle Andy's Digest - July 2019

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Alone<br />

Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.<br />

A farmer purchased<br />

an old, run-down<br />

farm with plans to<br />

turn it into a thriving<br />

enterprise.<br />

The fields were<br />

overgrown, the farmhouse<br />

was falling<br />

apart, and the fences<br />

were broken down.<br />

During his first day<br />

of work, the town<br />

preacher stopped by<br />

to bless the man’s<br />

work.<br />

“May you and God<br />

work together to<br />

make this the farm of<br />

your dreams!”<br />

A few months<br />

later, the preacher<br />

stopped by again to<br />

call on the farmer.<br />

Lo and behold, it’s a<br />

completely different<br />

place.<br />

The farm house was<br />

completely rebuilt<br />

and in excellent<br />

condition, there<br />

was plenty of cattle<br />

and other livestock<br />

happily munching on<br />

feed in well-fenced<br />

pens, and the fields<br />

were filled with crops<br />

planted in neat rows.<br />

“Amazing!” the<br />

preacher said. “Look<br />

what God and you<br />

have accomplished<br />

together!”<br />

“Yes, Reverend,”<br />

said the farmer, “but<br />

remember what the<br />

farm was like when<br />

God was working it<br />

alone!”<br />

Saturday, August 10 th<br />

1:00 - 9:00pm<br />

OUTSIDE @ MAC’S GRILL<br />

1052 Minot Ave. Auburn<br />

Fun for<br />

Everyone!<br />

• Kid’s Zone w/ 95’ Inflatable<br />

Obstacle Course<br />

• HUGE Silent Auction<br />

• Dunk Tank<br />

• Face Painting<br />

• Mr. Drew & His Animals Too<br />

• Great Food<br />

• Beer Garden & Full Bar<br />

• 50/50<br />

OUR AMAZING<br />

SPONSORS!<br />

A great<br />

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STRENGTH<br />

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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong> ...with<br />

Jimbo<br />

26 <strong>July</strong> <strong>2019</strong> 783-7039<br />

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