Scottsdale Health October 2019
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funnies<br />
The Joke’s on Us!<br />
So go ahead and laugh already—hey, it’s good for you!<br />
Did you hear about<br />
the guy who invented<br />
Lifesavers?<br />
They say he made<br />
a mint!<br />
Q: What did the shark say when he<br />
ate the clownfish?<br />
A: This tastes a little funny.<br />
A businessman<br />
went into his<br />
office and found a<br />
handyman painting<br />
the walls. The<br />
handyman was<br />
wearing two heavy<br />
parkas on a hot<br />
summer day.<br />
Thinking this<br />
was a little strange,<br />
the businessman<br />
asked the handyman<br />
why he was wearing<br />
the parkas on such a<br />
hot day.<br />
The handyman<br />
showed him the<br />
instructions on the<br />
can of paint. They<br />
read: “For best<br />
results, put on two<br />
coats.”<br />
A man took his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They were<br />
immediately taken back to a room.<br />
Soon after, a Labrador walked in, sniffed the Chihuahua<br />
for 10 minutes and left. Then a cat came in, stared at the<br />
Chihuahua for 10 minutes and left.<br />
Finally, the doctor came in, prescribed some medicine<br />
and handed the man a bill for $250.<br />
“This must be a mistake,” the man said. “I’ve only been<br />
here for 20 minutes!”<br />
“No mistake,” the doctor said. “It’s $100 for the lab<br />
test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.”<br />
10/19 <strong>Scottsdale</strong><strong>Health</strong> 39
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