Issue No. 25
In this issue, visit France from home - Gascony, and Provence, fabulous day trips from Paris, captivating Toulouse and charming Northern France. Recipes, guides and a whole heap more to entertain and inspire...
In this issue, visit France from home - Gascony, and Provence, fabulous day trips from Paris, captivating Toulouse and charming Northern France. Recipes, guides and a whole heap more to entertain and inspire...
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I never thought I would be so excited to see Jean-Francois, the village handyman. But I’d<br />
spent endless days indoors not seeing another human (if you don’t count the husband). As I<br />
hung a bag for the Bread Man on the gate so he could pop my bread delivery in, I spotted<br />
the lanky Jean-Francois in his never-seen-out-of-them blue overalls (except once at the<br />
village harvest party), trimming a hedge down the road.<br />
We exchanged long distance waves.<br />
“Ca va?” he called.<br />
“Ca va!” I shouted back, “Ca va?”<br />
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That started the dogs barking in the back garden and he had to yell his answer “Ca va, ca<br />
va.”<br />
Mon dieu, the first conversation I have had with another human (again not counting the<br />
husband) in real life in goodness knows how long consisted of just 3 letters. <strong>No</strong>w in case<br />
you think I’m referring to a sparkling wine that’s spelled the same way give or take a space,<br />
I’m not. “Ca va” is the universal general greeting of the French. You might have been taught<br />
at school that “comment allez vous” is what you should say when you meet someone, but<br />
unless you’re in a formal situation or rendezvous-ing with the President or Prince Albert of<br />
Monaco, say that as a greeting to your mates and you will be greeted with a look of<br />
astonishment.<br />
In fact, the French I speak with my neighbours is nothing like the French I was taught at<br />
school. All manner of words come up that fill me with astonishment like “bof” which is how<br />
you reply to “ca va” if you’re only so-so, instead of saying you’re well which requires you to<br />
reply “ca va”. And my French teacher, a sophisticated Parisienne, never prepared a youthful<br />
me for living in the far north of France where they speak with such a strong accent that even<br />
the rest of France can hardly understand the locals.<br />
But gradually I’m getting this French language malarkey and can hold a conversation quite<br />
well. At first it was like a game of tennis, I could volley a word in but couldn’t really hold an<br />
extended rally of conversation. These days, after a lot of practice, I can score break points<br />
by throwing in some “real French”, there’s always a way to fit “toho-bohu” (confusion) or<br />
“Hurluberlu” (eccentric) or “ah, la vache” (which although it literally translates as “oh my<br />
cow” means “oh my god”) into a conversation.<br />
I still make mistakes though. I once announced to a bus load of Frenchies “je suis chaud”. It<br />
was a sweltering hot day, I thought I was saying “I am hot”. <strong>No</strong>n. It’s a rookie error and to<br />
Frenchies it means “I am hot” - as in 9 1⁄2 Weeks the erotic film. Napoleon Bonaparte once<br />
said “Du sublime au ridicule, il n’y a qu’un pas’ – “From the sublime to the ridiculous there is<br />
but one step…” and so it is!