Uncle Andy's Digest - FEBRUARY 2023
We Know that dang groundhog gave us six more weeks of winter! Despite that, you'll find humor in the February 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
We Know that dang groundhog gave us six more weeks of winter! Despite that, you'll find humor in the February 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Out ‘n About<br />
with our <strong>Digest</strong><br />
Sweethearts<br />
Sponsored by<br />
Nutty Netties Cafe<br />
Miranda Lowell &<br />
Tyler Merrill<br />
Together 18 months<br />
Every time<br />
we disagree, I always<br />
get outvoted<br />
1-1 by my wife.<br />
I thought it was the dryer that made my clothes shrink; turns out it was the refrigerator.<br />
THE AMERICAN LEGION<br />
FAMILY<br />
RED SHIRT FRIDAYS: Wear your red shirt on Fridays<br />
and get a surprise!<br />
“SEE YOU AT THE POST!”<br />
Members & Guests Welcome!<br />
AMERICAN LEGION ACT<br />
Veterans who were honorably discharged<br />
but whose service did not fall into previously<br />
defined war eras may now join<br />
the American Legion immediately. The<br />
eligibility now spans from Dec. 7, 1941,<br />
until a time when the U.S. is no longer at<br />
war, as determined by Congress.<br />
RED SHIRT FRIDAYS: Wear your red shirt on<br />
Fridays and get a surprise! “SEE YOU AT THE POST!”<br />
For Veteran or Community services, call<br />
207-782-1118 or 207-873-3229<br />
Hall Rentals Available<br />
Call for more<br />
information<br />
207-782-1118<br />
71 South Main St, Auburn • 207-782-1118<br />
HOURS: Mon: 12-8p • Tue-Wed: 12-6 • Thurs: 12-9p<br />
Fri & Sat: 12-11p • Sunday: 11a-6p<br />
MUSIC, KARAOKE & DANCE w/ JEAN LOUIS, FRIDAYS 7-11pm in January<br />
Jerry Joe - February 10th & 24th • 4:30 - 6:30pm<br />
MONDAY, <strong>FEBRUARY</strong> 13 TH , 5:30PM<br />
Sons of the American Legion Post 153 General Meeting<br />
TUESDAY, MONDAY, <strong>FEBRUARY</strong> <strong>FEBRUARY</strong> 14 TH 13 TH<br />
Happy Valentine’s Day<br />
MONTHLY MEETING<br />
WEDNESDAY, FEB. 15 TH<br />
EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE 6:30PM<br />
GENERAL MEETING, 7PM<br />
Legion members attending have a chance to win $100, $50, or $25.<br />
BREAKFAST BUFFET • SUNDAY, <strong>FEBRUARY</strong> 19 TH , 8-10AM<br />
Scrambled eggs, sausage, gravy, bacon, baked beans, fried potatoes, crépes,<br />
toast/creton w/coffee and juice • Adults: $10 • Kids under 10: $5.00<br />
Proceeds benefit Odyssey of the Mind<br />
SATURDAY, <strong>FEBRUARY</strong> 25 TH<br />
OPEN FACED PULLED PORK DINNER, 4-6PM<br />
w/coleslaw, assorted salads, pickles, & dessert, $12/pp<br />
Bloody Mary Sundays by Kevin from 11a-6p!<br />
I went to Vegas in an $80,000 Porsche and came back in a $400,000 Greyhound bus.<br />
Melissa &<br />
Richard Guite<br />
Together 18 years,<br />
married 7 years<br />
Out ‘n About with The Exchange Club for the Student of the Month presentation.<br />
Every<br />
day is Valentines<br />
day when you get<br />
to spend it with the<br />
person you love the<br />
most!<br />
Mary & David<br />
Crane<br />
Together 35 years<br />
Liam Hutchinson, Abigail Faucher, Miles Frenette,<br />
with Exchange Club member Bill Gladu<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
14 February <strong>2023</strong><br />
The abacus factory is counter-productive.
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