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Uncle Andy's Digest - FEBRUARY 2023

We Know that dang groundhog gave us six more weeks of winter! Despite that, you'll find humor in the February 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.

We Know that dang groundhog gave us six more weeks of winter! Despite that, you'll find humor in the February 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.

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Out ‘n About<br />

with our <strong>Digest</strong><br />

Sweethearts<br />

Sponsored by<br />

Nutty Netties Cafe<br />

My frozen pizza says to cook for between 20 and 22 minutes.<br />

I’m no genius, but wouldn’t that be 21 minutes?<br />

The best way<br />

to remember your<br />

wife’s birthday is to<br />

forget it once.<br />

Kristyn &<br />

Benjamin Quimby<br />

Married 1 year<br />

Did you know that you can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely.<br />

Dottie & Moe<br />

Bazinet<br />

Together 47 years,<br />

married 34 years<br />

You are the<br />

apple of my eye.<br />

Tyler & Savannah<br />

Leighton<br />

Together 5 years<br />

<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />

20 February <strong>2023</strong><br />

Stephen King has a son named Joe. I’m not joking, but he is.

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