Uncle Andy's Digest - FEBRUARY 2023
We Know that dang groundhog gave us six more weeks of winter! Despite that, you'll find humor in the February 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
We Know that dang groundhog gave us six more weeks of winter! Despite that, you'll find humor in the February 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Elevator Ride<br />
Submitted by Tyla Davis<br />
Jeremy had a doctor’s<br />
appointment on the 11th<br />
floor of a very large skyrise<br />
building. There was<br />
no way he was going to<br />
climb all those stairs, so<br />
he entered the elevator<br />
instead.<br />
At the 11th floor, the elevator<br />
operator turned<br />
to Jeremy, tipped his<br />
hat, and said, “Have a<br />
great day, son.”<br />
“Don’t call me son,”<br />
replied Jeremy. “You’re<br />
not my dad.”<br />
“No, but I brought you<br />
up, didn’t I?”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
6 February <strong>2023</strong><br />
For Valentine’s Day, I’m giving my wife a selfie photo inside a pistachio.<br />
That’s me in a nutshell.
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