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Swimming Pool<br />
Memories<br />
By: Mike Murphy / Social Insecurity<br />
For a big part of my life, first as a child then<br />
later as a young parent, the official start of<br />
summer was the day that the municipal swimming pool opened for<br />
business.<br />
During the summer when my boys were little tykes, we had one of<br />
those cheap, round, inflatable pools in the backyard. It was fine, except<br />
whenever I moved it for some reason, it revealed a large round area of<br />
dead grass, never to be resuscitated until the next summer.<br />
The other problem with the backyard pools was that little critters would<br />
sometimes fall in the water and could not get out. I found quite a variety<br />
of bugs, an occasional bird, and even a bat in the pool.<br />
Call a Friend<br />
By: Dianne Hahn / Back in the Days<br />
Slip, slide, crash and down! A stumble on the<br />
stairs and I was flat on my back in front of<br />
everyone. Not really hurt, but I was mortified!<br />
There I was, dead on the floor, with the gimpy knees that had betrayed<br />
me. I couldn’t get up!<br />
My floppy hat hung down over my left eye, and my hair, discreetly<br />
tucked under the hat, unfurled in twenty wacky directions.<br />
I looked like a floundering homeless person!<br />
“Are you okay?” A concerned lady extended her hand, but before I<br />
could grasp it, her friend yanked her away.<br />
The boys, of course, thought the corpses were “cool” and protested<br />
when I insisted on removing them.<br />
Eventually, the boys were old enough for the public swimming pool<br />
where I would keep watch on them in the baby pool with one eyeball,<br />
while scanning a copy of “Being and Nothingness” by French philosopher<br />
Jean-Paul Sartre with the other eye.<br />
I couldn’t make heads or tails out of the book, but if someone asked<br />
me what I was reading, it was certainly a lot cooler to respond, “Oh, just<br />
a little ditty by Sartre,” instead of “Tarzan Rescues Jane from the Monkey<br />
King” which I had left back at the house.<br />
As they grew a little bit older, my kids seemed to blend in with the rest<br />
of the screaming, splashing horde the moment they jumped into “the big<br />
pool.” I found it terrifying to lose sight of them for even a second.<br />
I imagine that contemporary parents have a similar experience on<br />
summer days at the pool. Except many of them today are more likely<br />
staring at their phones while the kids frolic in the water.<br />
My three boys’ swimming experiences as youngsters were quite<br />
different than mine. For example, they took lessons and actually learned<br />
how to swim. While my idea of “swimming” was to wildly throw my arms<br />
and kick my legs - resulting in a lot of splashing before slowly sinking to<br />
the bottom of the pool.<br />
Mike Murphy is a retired teacher/coach. His book of humorous<br />
articles titled “Tortoise Crossing - Expect Long Delays” is available<br />
on amazon.com.<br />
16<br />
<strong>May</strong> <strong>2024</strong><br />
“Don’t touch her! If she’s hurt, she could sue you.” I blinked in<br />
astonishment.<br />
Finally on my feet, I stumbled to my car and drove home. I was shaking<br />
and my head throbbed from where I’d grazed it on the tile floor. I decided<br />
to call the EMT’s.<br />
A group of the most gorgeous men I’d ever seen walked into my house.<br />
I almost fainted! If only I was twenty-five years younger!<br />
“Sit for a moment,” one said. He smiled and my heart melted. “Is it<br />
okay if I touch the back of your head?”<br />
“Oh yes!” “And your neck?” “Oh please, keep going!” We were laughing<br />
as they drove me to the hospital by ambulance.<br />
“Your head is fine. You’re discharged,” the doctor said. “However, you<br />
have Covid.”<br />
“What!!?” He prescribed medicine.<br />
“Will you call me a taxi,” I asked the nurse. “I can’t,” she said. “Why?”<br />
“You have Covid.”<br />
“How am I supposed to get home?” “Call a friend?” “Who would do<br />
that? Expose a friend to Covid?”<br />
Stunned, I sat with my discharge papers and phone in hand until I<br />
finally thought of a solution. I called a friend, my neighbors, Buddy and<br />
Janet. They have my house key.<br />
“ Buddy, I have Covid. Would you and Janet bring my car to the hospital?<br />
I can drive home, and you can drive back in your car.” He laughed.<br />
My heart sank. But then, “Don’t be silly, Dianne. I’m coming to get<br />
you!”<br />
And he did!<br />
A former schoolteacher, Dianne Sebis Hahn also writes for kids!<br />
Her picture books and middle grade novels are available on<br />
Amazon.com.