"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
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just a poor schmoe who got a little<br />
lucky, and sue me if I want to give<br />
a little back. I only wish I could<br />
hand out more than just expensive<br />
baubles. I wish I could hand out<br />
World Peace, and Unconditional<br />
Love, wrapped in a big bow.<br />
INT. SEWER BELOW THE STAGE--NIGHT<br />
The umbrella closes to reveal a POV of the babbling Max<br />
up through a stage-side sewer grate.<br />
A RASP<br />
Oh, but you can. Oh, but you<br />
will ...<br />
His clammy flipper rises up, barely into the light, to<br />
flick open a rusted, ornately battered time-piece. One<br />
minute till.<br />
EXT. GOTHAM PLAZA--NIGHT<br />
A GARGANTUAN CHRISTMAS PRESENT WITH A COLOSSAL RED BOW<br />
is suddenly seen floating into the Plaza. Citizens turn<br />
their heads from the stage to gasp in wonder.<br />
Behind the Adorable Little Girl, Alfred reaches a parked<br />
Wayne Rolls Royce and tosses in his present. He pulls off<br />
a ticket from the windshield <strong>with</strong> a huff, then looks out<br />
to the big present. Warily.<br />
The alarms on the clocks in the Batman Store window go<br />
off at seven o' clock.<br />
EXT. THE STAGE--NIGHT<br />
The Mayor admires the Mega-gift. Grudgingly:<br />
Great idea.<br />
MAYOR<br />
MAX<br />
(mystified)<br />
But not mine...<br />
Max drops a present. It lands atop the sewer grate
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