"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
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Penguin stands in front of a screen, watching his army<br />
waddle down the street. Then gleefully rubs his hands<br />
as the Fat Clown starts the countdown, off a big clock:<br />
Ten, nine...<br />
FAT CLOWN<br />
PENGUIN<br />
The Christmas Eve of Destruction -- !<br />
FAT CLOWN<br />
... eight, seven...<br />
PENGUIN<br />
("sweetly" sings)<br />
Silent night, violent night...<br />
FAT CLOWN<br />
(sings along)<br />
All is shrill, all is blight...<br />
EXT. GOTHAM STREET LEADING TO PLAZA--NIGHT<br />
The vanguard penguin division stops. Gotham Plaza,<br />
heavily populated, looms ahead. As one, the penguins<br />
bend forward, angling their bazookas for maximum<br />
destruction.<br />
INT. BATCAVE - SAME TIME<br />
The last of the coordinates crackles over Alfred's<br />
headset.<br />
<strong>BATMAN</strong> (V.O.)<br />
... 28 degrees west. Shall we?<br />
ALFRED<br />
(punching buttons)<br />
Let's dance. Sir.<br />
The read-out reads: FREQUENCY JAMMED.<br />
EXT. THE REGIMENT OF PENGUINS--NIGHT<br />
The Penguins' headgear begins to whine and rattle.<br />
The penguins simultaneously turn and trot away from the