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Penguin stands in front of a screen, watching his army<br />

waddle down the street. Then gleefully rubs his hands<br />

as the Fat Clown starts the countdown, off a big clock:<br />

Ten, nine...<br />

FAT CLOWN<br />

PENGUIN<br />

The Christmas Eve of Destruction -- !<br />

FAT CLOWN<br />

... eight, seven...<br />

PENGUIN<br />

("sweetly" sings)<br />

Silent night, violent night...<br />

FAT CLOWN<br />

(sings along)<br />

All is shrill, all is blight...<br />

EXT. GOTHAM STREET LEADING TO PLAZA--NIGHT<br />

The vanguard penguin division stops. Gotham Plaza,<br />

heavily populated, looms ahead. As one, the penguins<br />

bend forward, angling their bazookas for maximum<br />

destruction.<br />

INT. BATCAVE - SAME TIME<br />

The last of the coordinates crackles over Alfred's<br />

headset.<br />

<strong>BATMAN</strong> (V.O.)<br />

... 28 degrees west. Shall we?<br />

ALFRED<br />

(punching buttons)<br />

Let's dance. Sir.<br />

The read-out reads: FREQUENCY JAMMED.<br />

EXT. THE REGIMENT OF PENGUINS--NIGHT<br />

The Penguins' headgear begins to whine and rattle.<br />

The penguins simultaneously turn and trot away from the

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