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INT. CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS--NIGHT<br />

Upstairs. Penguin stands <strong>by</strong> the open window, watching<br />

the destruction, his face lit <strong>by</strong> the flames outside as<br />

he HEARS updates from a fat Clown, his ear against a<br />

radio.<br />

FAT CLOWN<br />

The Ice Rink was torched!<br />

(then)<br />

The 12th Precinct reports<br />

offensive graffiti and a pharmacy<br />

heist!<br />

Penguin makes a fist, <strong>with</strong> phony fingers.<br />

PENGUIN<br />

Love to get my flippers dirty.<br />

Bust someone's skull. Eat someone's<br />

pet ...<br />

(then, a statesman)<br />

But action must be balanced <strong>with</strong><br />

discretion ...<br />

He moves back to his desk. Resumes writing.<br />

As we MOVE IN on Penguin, we reveal that he's adding new<br />

addresses, to his mysterious list...<br />

INT. SELINA'S APARTMENT--NIGHT<br />

Selina looks out almost longingly at the unfolding<br />

apocalypse below. Suddenly Miss Kitty leaps onto the sill<br />

and then out the open window. Inspired, Selina jumps up<br />

and goes for her Catwoman garb. As she effects a quick<br />

change:<br />

SELINA<br />

An orgy of sex and violence? Count<br />

me in, Miss Kitty.<br />

She crawls cat-like through the narrow gap, onto the ledge.<br />

SELINA<br />

It's the purr-fect cover, for<br />

the purr-fect crime.

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