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SELINA<br />

Wow. The Batman--or is it just<br />

"Batman"? Your choice. Of course.<br />

Batman finds himself staring at the lovely young woman.<br />

For a moment, time freezes.<br />

Gotta go.<br />

<strong>BATMAN</strong><br />

In a wink, he's a half-block away, being schmoozed <strong>by</strong><br />

Commissioner Gordon. Onlookers CHEER.<br />

It's just Selina alone here <strong>with</strong> her unconscious attacker.<br />

SELINA<br />

Well. That was ... very brief.<br />

Like most men in my life. What<br />

men? Well, there's you, but ...<br />

you need therapy.<br />

She kneels beside the Clown. Picks up his stun-gun.<br />

Zaps him, jolting his body a bit.<br />

SELINA<br />

Electroshock therapy. What a<br />

bargain -- we both feel better.<br />

EXT. PLAZA SIDE STREET--NIGHT<br />

Hearing the sounds of cheers, Max smiles and stops atop<br />

a manhole to wipe his brow. Suddenly, the manhole cracks<br />

in half, sucking down a wailing Max. The manhole flaps<br />

back up into a normal, seemingly untouched position.<br />

EXT. THE PLAZA--NIGHT<br />

The Commissioner hustles to keep pace <strong>with</strong> Batman.<br />

GORDON<br />

Thanks for saving the day, Batman.<br />

(good natured huff)<br />

Thanks for making the rest of us look<br />

like a bunch of dolts ... I'm afraid<br />

the Red Triangle Circus Gang is back.<br />

<strong>BATMAN</strong>

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