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"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...

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Ya gotta admit ... I've played this<br />

stinking city like a harp from<br />

hell!<br />

As his Campaign Workers back off the stage, the puffed-up<br />

Oswald Cobblepot reverts to the limping, twisted Penguin.<br />

INT. THE BATCAVE--DAY<br />

Like a sophisticated rap Club DJ, Bruce "scratches" the<br />

CD.<br />

EXT. GOTHAM PLAZA--DAY<br />

The single phrase loudly resounds, again and again, as<br />

Penguin helplessly stands here, lips moving but unheard.<br />

PENGUIN'S VOICE<br />

"This stinking city, stinking<br />

city ..."<br />

Mortified, Penguin spazzes -- looking, for a second, like<br />

a rapper. His performance is greeted <strong>with</strong> snowballs ...<br />

then a couple of eggs and tomatoes find their way to his<br />

face.<br />

Finally Penguin gallops away from the mike -- bumping into<br />

Max Shreck, who is fighting to get off the platform.<br />

Penguin claws at his mentor, losing a glove in the<br />

process.<br />

PENGUIN<br />

Max! Relax! Josh and Jen'll put<br />

a spin on this. We'll talk it over<br />

tonight, at your costume par--<br />

MAX<br />

(shakes his head)<br />

I think you'd feel out of place at<br />

my party. You see, it's for<br />

winners.<br />

He scrams. Leaving Penguin wiping his face and wondering:<br />

PENGUIN<br />

Why is there always someone who

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