"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
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BACK TO PENGUIN<br />
AGGRESSIVE REPORTER<br />
Oswald Cobblepot, the mystery<br />
man-beast who's been delighting<br />
Gotham, today made his bid to<br />
deliver Gotham ... from ruffians<br />
who've run riot, and from a Mayor<br />
he's called "impotent, inept ..."<br />
As he concludes his exhortation to the throng:<br />
PENGUIN<br />
... inept, indecisive, and ... and<br />
too tall. We don't need a tall<br />
man to run this town. The bigger<br />
they are, the harder they fall.<br />
We need a ... compact man who carries<br />
a big umbrella. Thank you, all.<br />
Puffing from the APPLAUSE, he heads for the stairs and<br />
passes an adoring young Volunteer Bimbo.<br />
VOLUNTEER BIMBO<br />
Mr. Cobblepot, you're the coolest<br />
role model a young person could have ...<br />
PENGUIN<br />
(raw lust)<br />
And you're the hottest young person<br />
a role model could have. Here,<br />
wear a button.<br />
Penguin fondles and fumbles a campaign button onto the<br />
pert breast of the starry-eyed Bimbo.<br />
Then, as he struts upstairs:<br />
PENGUIN<br />
I could really get into this Mayor<br />
stuff. It's not about power, it's<br />
about ... reaching people.<br />
Touching people. Groping people ...<br />
INT. CAMPAIGN H.Q. UPPER STORY--AFTERNOON
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