"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...

PENGUIN'S VOICE
Look out -- lawn dart!
He steps into the light and lofts an umbrella.
Its sharp point sticks in the roof, an inch from the
Princess's big toe. The umbrella automatically opens,
releasing several live baby bats, that swarm up at her.
BATMAN
No -- don't panic --
Batman bounds to her aid, but the Ice Princess steps
back, away from the bats, losing her balance ...
One sweeping Klieg-light catches Batman as he rushes
at the Ice Princess, arms outstretched to save her.
The other Klieg lights the Princess herself, as she
topples off the building!
EXT. GOTHAM PLAZA--NIGHT
A huge crowd is gaping up at the terrible scene.
CROWD MEMBER
Batman? Batman pushed the
Princess!
The devastated Mayor and his staff follow, with their
heads, the trajectory of the Princess -- which corre-
sponds to that of their careers.
Her body slams down onto the gaily multi-colored button.
This makes the Christmas tree come to life, but not with
lights. Instead a legion of EEKING BATS bellow out from
the tree's branches and swoop uopn the crowd, violently
rearranging a hundred hair-do's.
EXT. BUILDING ROOFTOP--NIGHT
Both Batman and Penguin stand here (on opposite ends of
the roof), looking down on the mind-boggling pandemonium.
PENGUIN