"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
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the-way-of-progress Mayor and<br />
don't deny it, Mr. Cobblepot, you've<br />
got the magic!<br />
PENGUIN<br />
Max, elections happen in November.<br />
Is this not late December, or have<br />
I inhaled too much swamp gas in my<br />
time?<br />
Suddenly, a stylish, slick and instantly loathsome pair pop<br />
out of nowhere, bedecked <strong>with</strong> accessories -- JOSH and JEN.<br />
JOSH<br />
Keep the umbrella! Works for you!<br />
I'm Josh. Here! Reclaim your<br />
birthright!<br />
He sticks a gold cigarette holder in Penguin's mouth. As<br />
they flutter around him, Penguin instinctively fidgets.<br />
JEN<br />
I'm Jen. Stand still while I slip<br />
on these little glove-thingies ...<br />
She's tugging cute stuffed Mickey Mouse-y gloves over the<br />
Penguin's fingers, and trying to suppress her gag reflex.<br />
JEN<br />
Our research tells us that voters<br />
like fingers.<br />
Josh, meantime, queasily fingers Penguin's tattered<br />
clothes. Then flashes a "we've got a ways to go"<br />
grimace, at Max.<br />
JOSH<br />
Not a lot of reflective surfaces<br />
down in that sewer, huh?<br />
Jen chuckles. Penguin joins in the laughter. The<br />
Volunteers laugh, too.<br />
PENGUIN<br />
Still, could be worse. My nose<br />
could be gushing blood.
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