"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
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JOSH<br />
(frankly confused)<br />
Your nose could ... what do you ...<br />
Penguin suddenly -- viciously -- chomps on Josh's cute<br />
snout. The Volunteers GASP.<br />
MAX<br />
Enough! Everyone ...<br />
While Josh faints, in b.g., Max leads Penguin away to a<br />
quiet corner. And confides:<br />
MAX<br />
You're right, we missed the<br />
regularly scheduled election. But<br />
elected officials can be recalled,<br />
impeached, given the boot! Think<br />
of Nixon, Meacham, Barry ... Then<br />
think of you, Oswald Cobblepot,<br />
filling the void.<br />
Penguin nods. He's thinking about something quite like<br />
that.<br />
PENGUIN<br />
Me and that "Jen" chick... maybe<br />
we could take a tumble...<br />
He furtively glances over at Jen, swabbing Josh's blood.<br />
PENGUIN<br />
Wonder if it's worth my time.<br />
MAX<br />
We need signatures. To overturn the<br />
ballot. I can supply those, Oswald.<br />
PENGUIN<br />
I could teach her my "French<br />
flipper" trick...<br />
MAX<br />
Oswald: We need one more thing.<br />
PENGUIN<br />
(snapping out of it)
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