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"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...

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We'll see...<br />

Now the Mayor bustles up.<br />

MAYOR<br />

The Caped Crusader. We don't<br />

deserve you! They almost made off<br />

<strong>with</strong> our mover and shaker, Max<br />

Shreck. But --<br />

Belatedly it dawns on the Mayor. He looks around,<br />

blinking.<br />

MAYOR<br />

Where is that insufferable<br />

sonovabitch?<br />

Then he turns back, to Batman. But Batman has vanished,<br />

too.<br />

INT. SELINA'S APARTMENT--LATER THAT NIGHT<br />

Selina enters, hanging up her winter coat and calling out.<br />

SELINA<br />

Honey, I'm home.<br />

(then)<br />

Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.<br />

She wearily laughs at her private joke, then takes in her<br />

'90's quaint, "feminine" apartment -- pink carpet, cute<br />

linoleum, a neon "HELLO THERE!" on the wall --<br />

-- a meticulous doll house, a quilt-in-progress, a pretty<br />

embarrassing assortment of stuffed animals and a Christmas<br />

tree.<br />

Through her open window, a feisty, beautiful CAT slinks in.<br />

SELINA<br />

Miss Kitty ... Back from more<br />

sexual escapades you refuse to<br />

share ... not that I'd ever pry.<br />

Drink your dinner.<br />

She sets out a dish of milk. Miss Kitty comes over, purring.

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