"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
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urn lasts so much longer. The<br />
bastard.<br />
INT. THE BAT CAVE--NIGHT--LATER<br />
Batman, disrobing, checks the puncture wounds on his<br />
stomach.<br />
The bitch.<br />
<strong>BATMAN</strong><br />
Then he buzzes for his butler.<br />
<strong>BATMAN</strong><br />
Alfred ... Would you bring me some<br />
antiseptic ointment, please?<br />
ALFRED'S VOICE<br />
Coming ... Are you hurt?<br />
<strong>BATMAN</strong><br />
My ego, mostly.<br />
He signs off. Then lightly rubs the wound ... and<br />
murmurs:<br />
... Meow.<br />
<strong>BATMAN</strong><br />
INT. SHRECK OUTER OFFICE--NEXT DAY<br />
Selina sits at her desk. The old Post-its are now<br />
replaced. The new ones read "Defy Authority," "Take No<br />
Prisoners" and "Expose The Horror." A buzzing fly<br />
distracts her as she works ... <strong>with</strong>out looking up, her<br />
hand nails the little pest <strong>with</strong> feline precision. With<br />
her other hand she grabs a carton of lowfat milk. Then<br />
impatiently stands ...<br />
INT. SHRECK CONFERENCE ROOM--DAY<br />
Selina saunters in, <strong>with</strong> coffee. Chip, seeing her, sits<br />
up ramrod-straight.<br />
SELINA<br />
Morning, Max. Bummer about the<br />
store. You insured?
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