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Batman nods: Lay it on me.<br />

CATWOMAN<br />

The world tells boys to conquer the<br />

world, and girls to wear clean<br />

panties. A man dressed as a bat<br />

is a he-man, but a woman dressed<br />

as a cat is a she-devil. I'm just<br />

living down to my expectations.<br />

Life's a bitch -- now so am I.<br />

She runs her talons over the whip-lifeline. Meantime<br />

<strong>with</strong> his free arm, Batman reaches into his bat belt and<br />

pulls out a plastic mini-test tube <strong>with</strong> a blue fluid on<br />

top, red fluid on the bottom, separated <strong>by</strong> a thin barrier.<br />

<strong>BATMAN</strong><br />

A "he-man"? Sure. They shine<br />

that beacon in the sky, then wonder<br />

what hole I crawl out of.<br />

CATWOMAN<br />

Wow, a real response and you're<br />

not even trying to get into my tights.<br />

But explain me ... If you're<br />

so down on "them" out there, why<br />

bust your bat-buns to protect 'em?<br />

<strong>BATMAN</strong><br />

I just can't sleep at night.<br />

Exploding department stores keep<br />

me up. One ...<br />

He snaps the tube. As the blue seeps into the red and<br />

the tube slowly glows purple ...<br />

CATWOMAN<br />

I can't sleep either, lately. A<br />

little link, between us. But<br />

bottom line ba<strong>by</strong>, you live to<br />

preserve the peace, and I'm dying<br />

to disturb it. That could put a<br />

strain on our relationship.<br />

<strong>BATMAN</strong><br />

...four, five.

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