"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
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vapor.<br />
CATWOMAN<br />
(shakes her head)<br />
He'd have more power as a martyr.<br />
No, to destroy Batman we must<br />
first turn him into what he hates<br />
most. Meaning, us.<br />
There's an array of closed umbrellas, propped. Penguin<br />
picks a disturbingly phallic one, strokes Catwoman's<br />
thigh <strong>with</strong> it.<br />
PENGUIN<br />
Y'mean frame him?<br />
CATWOMAN<br />
You're quick. Mayor Cobblepot.<br />
As the umbrealls-dildo travels up, toward Catwoman's<br />
crotch:<br />
PENGUIN<br />
Right on! Batman goes Manson, and<br />
the Mayor goes South. Straight<br />
into the sewer. Actually it's not<br />
so bad down there, I miss the<br />
drip, drip, drip ...<br />
Meanwhile Catwoman has noticed, on Penguin's night-table,<br />
the tall stack of legal pads filled <strong>with</strong> names.<br />
CATWOMAN<br />
Hmm ... Not even in office yet,<br />
and already an enemies list ..?<br />
Attempted seduction forgotten, Penguin springs up,<br />
scurries over and covers the stack <strong>with</strong> his gloves.<br />
PENGUIN<br />
Those names are not for prying eyes!<br />
And suddenly it hits him:<br />
PENGUIN<br />
Hey, why should I trust some<br />
Catbroad? This is the big-time.
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