"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
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The Batmobile has been dismantled like a post-Thanksgiving<br />
turkey. Wires are twisted. Clamps are added. The piece<br />
de resistance is A BEACON/ANTENNA that is placed carefully<br />
beneath the vehicle.<br />
EXT. LOFT LEDGE--NIGHT<br />
The viewer catches Batman on the last squeak of a swoosh-<br />
ing ride, into:<br />
INT. LOFT--NIGHT<br />
All that's in here are the Ice Princess and the chair<br />
she's lashed to. Batman pulls out her gag. She BABBLES<br />
her thanks as we BRING UP the WHINE of SIRENS, below. As<br />
Batman struggles to untie the many knots, restraining her:<br />
<strong>BATMAN</strong><br />
Gotta hurry. I was set up to look<br />
like I did this --<br />
ICE PRINCESS<br />
No sweat, I'll just tell the police<br />
I was kidnapped <strong>by</strong> an ugly little<br />
birdman <strong>with</strong> fish breath.<br />
CATWOMAN (O.S.)<br />
Did someone say 'fish'?<br />
She drops from the ceiling.<br />
CATWOMAN<br />
Yummy, I haven't been fed all day.<br />
Then she kicks out at Batman -- but the came-to-play<br />
Crusader grabs her heel and twists her down, face first.<br />
BRUCE<br />
Eat floor. High fibre ...<br />
Catwoman springs up, pouting.<br />
CATWOMAN<br />
Hey stud: I thought we had<br />
something together.<br />
<strong>BATMAN</strong>
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