"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...

slides a pristine bowl of milk to her content cat and
speaks in a sultry voice. Her Catwoman voice.
SELINA
I don't know about you, Miss
Kitty, but I feel. So. Much.
Yummier.
EXT. GOTHAM PLAZA--MORNING--DAY
MECHANICS hustle about the tree, trying to fix it.
Bruce Wayne gazes at this hapless exercise, then moves
past the torched Bat merchandising toward the Shreck
building.
INT. THE OUTER OFFICE--DAY
Max and Chip stare, expressionless, out the shattered
office window. Snow has wisped into the office.
MAX
... I hope nothing--I don't know,
"icky" happened to her. Devoured
by stray reindeer, or ... Bruce.
Bruce Wayne has just entered. As he shakes with Max, his
eyes drift to the window.
BRUCE
Hmm. Primitive ventilation.
MAX
Damn those Carny bolsheviks the
other night, throwing bricks at
my windows --
BRUCE
No. No glass on the inside.
MAX
(fidgets)
Weird, huh?
INT. THE CONFERENCE ROOM--DAY
Bruce sits at the circular conference table. Max paces.