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Bruce and Alfred watch "Cobblepot's" address on TV.<br />

PENGUIN<br />

(onscreen)<br />

A ticking time bomb of a costumed<br />

freak who finally exploded last<br />

night, spraying this city <strong>with</strong><br />

shrapnel of shame!<br />

Bruce rises. Rolls up a sleeve as he moves to his aquarium.<br />

Sticks in his arm, puts two fingers through the window of a<br />

miniature Wayne Manor. Fish swarm his wrist...<br />

ALFRED<br />

I'm less worried about this ghastly<br />

grotesque... more concerned about<br />

repairing the Batmobile. It's not<br />

as though we can simply bring it<br />

to any old Joe's Body Shop. Is<br />

it, sir?<br />

Bruce pulls out a key. And laughs.<br />

BRUCE<br />

Hey, who let Vicki Vale into the<br />

Batcave? I'm sitting there<br />

working, I turn around, it's like,<br />

"Oh hi, Vick, c'mon in."<br />

Then on to a medieval Iron Maiden set in a corner across<br />

the room. He muses:<br />

BRUCE<br />

Selina ... more facets than Vicki,<br />

huh? Funny, but sort of mysterious...<br />

BRUCE<br />

"Affair" ... yes, maybe ... if<br />

she ...<br />

ALFRED<br />

I think I'll take the stairs.<br />

The spikes retract and the bottom drops out of the Iron<br />

Maiden, as it closes.<br />

INT. THE BATCAVE--DAY

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