"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
"BATMAN RETURNS" by Daniel Waters [with revisions by Wesley ...
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MAX<br />
... So he survived ... C'mon, be a<br />
mensch, stand t...<br />
Max trails off. Penguin is giving him that "my nose<br />
could be gushing blood" look.<br />
PENGUIN<br />
He didn't even lose a limb, an<br />
eyeball ... bladder control ..<br />
MAX<br />
Point is, listen to them. They've<br />
lost faith in old symbols.<br />
They're ready to bond <strong>with</strong> you, the<br />
icon of the future. If it works,<br />
don't fix it...<br />
He fairly pushes the grumpy Penguin onto a platform.<br />
MAX<br />
We'll celebrate tonight, at my<br />
annual Max-squerade ball. Shreck<br />
and Cobblepot, the visionary<br />
alliance.<br />
Penguin takes the mike, looking grouchy and uninspired.<br />
Down in front, a shameless, toothsome Cobblepot-Groupie<br />
flashes major cleavage, as though Penguin were a pop star.<br />
This heartens Penguin. He quickly rises to the occasion.<br />
PENGUIN<br />
(booming squawk)<br />
When it came time to ensure the<br />
safety of our city, did the Mayor<br />
have a plan? No, he relied on a<br />
man. A "bat" man.<br />
Somewhere in the crowd stands Selina. Staring poker-<br />
faced at the podium, her gaze flicking between Penguin<br />
and Max Shreck.<br />
INT. WAYNE MANOR STUDY--DAY
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