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"POSSESSION" AND ALLIED STATES 125<br />

was not content with this, but tried to get hearer to a<br />

baby's natural food; <strong>and</strong>, having brought up several<br />

"by h<strong>and</strong>," got a feeding bottle from home, bought<br />

a new nipple for it, <strong>and</strong> made up the correct lactic<br />

mixture, <strong>and</strong> was rewarded by <strong>its</strong> being greedily<br />

imbibed by the still unsatisfied Baptist minister.<br />

Perplexing Position<br />

Then, of course, came the trouble; he had to be<br />

washed <strong>and</strong> dressed, <strong>and</strong> that speedily. I have no<br />

account of the ablutions, 'but the clothes were a<br />

puzzle, for the case was new to them. Babies<br />

they<br />

knew, Baptist ministers they knew, but the combination<br />

was too much. They eventually compromised<br />

as far as they could, avoiding the ridiculous<br />

as much as possible, but the effect was very<br />

weird.<br />

The cook <strong>and</strong> housemaid were soon perplexed as<br />

to the next step. Of course, such a terrible occurrence<br />

could not be kept private, <strong>and</strong> yet how to tell it?<br />

The case did not seem urgent, for the baby was in<br />

perfect health, <strong>and</strong> showed an angelic disposition as<br />

the minister crawled about the floor, cooing <strong>and</strong> gurgling.<br />

It was like a nightmare At last they decided<br />

!<br />

to call in the deacons. These good men, though<br />

they tried to look grave <strong>and</strong> expressed much sorrow<br />

at the accident, could hardly conceal their untimely<br />

mirth. After consultation they decided that every<br />

effort must be made to induce him to occupy the<br />

pulpit the following Sunday, <strong>and</strong> they relied greatly<br />

on accustomed sights <strong>and</strong> sounds to restore him to<br />

what they called "his senses."

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