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Digesting Jung: Food for the Journey - Inner City Books

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32 Typology Revisited<br />

“Lucerne, Zurich, it’s all Switzerland to me,” he shrugged.<br />

It was quite amusing at first. I’d never been close to anyone quite<br />

so . . . well, so different.<br />

Time meant nothing to Arnold. He missed trains, he missed appointments.<br />

He was always late <strong>for</strong> class, and when he finally found<br />

<strong>the</strong> right room he didn’t have anything to write with. He didn’t<br />

know a budget from a budgie; he ei<strong>the</strong>r had bags of money or none<br />

at all. He didn’t know east from west, he got lost whenever he left<br />

<strong>the</strong> house. And sometimes in it.<br />

“You need a seeing-eye dog,” I joked.<br />

“Not as long as you’re around,” he grinned.<br />

He left <strong>the</strong> stove on overnight. He never turned out lights. Pots<br />

boiled over, meat turned black, while he sat on <strong>the</strong> porch watching<br />

<strong>the</strong> sky and musing. The kitchen was <strong>for</strong>ever filled with <strong>the</strong> smell<br />

of burnt toast. He lost his keys, his wallet, his lecture notes, his<br />

passport. He never had a clean shirt. In his old lea<strong>the</strong>r jacket, baggy<br />

jeans and two different socks he looked like a bum.<br />

His room was always a mess, like a hurricane had hit.<br />

“It drives me crazy just to look at you,” I hummed, adjusting my<br />

tie in <strong>the</strong> mirror.<br />

I liked to be neatly turned out, it made me feel good. I knew precisely<br />

where everything was. My desk was ordered, my room was<br />

always tidy. I turned out <strong>the</strong> lights when I left <strong>the</strong> house and I had<br />

an excellent sense of direction. I didn’t lose anything and I was always<br />

on time. I could cook and I could sew. I knew exactly how<br />

much money was in my pocket. Nothing escaped me, I remembered<br />

all <strong>the</strong> details.<br />

“You don’t live in <strong>the</strong> real world,” I observed, as Arnold set out<br />

to fry an egg. A real hero’s journey. He couldn’t find <strong>the</strong> frying pan<br />

and when he did he put it on <strong>the</strong> cold burner.<br />

“Reality as you know it,” he said, quite hurt.<br />

“Damn!” he cursed. He’d burnt himself again.<br />

I need not say much here about <strong>the</strong> added aggravations due to<br />

Arnold being an extravert and me an introvert. Enough to say <strong>the</strong>re

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