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174 THE WELL-OILED MACHINE - TWELVE MONTHS ONsecond a chance to grab the unfortuate leader should gravity take control.Th<strong>in</strong>gs were not however go<strong>in</strong>g well. I had led the first pitch <strong>and</strong> returned toearth <strong>in</strong> order to allow Chris to cont<strong>in</strong>ue his siege (oops sorry Chris): eventuallythe crag submitted <strong>and</strong> Chris succeeded <strong>in</strong> climb<strong>in</strong>g the excellent Ship Of Fools.He was followed <strong>in</strong> double quick time by Mart<strong>in</strong> <strong>and</strong> myself. I returned quicklyto my position on the half way ledge <strong>and</strong> brought Mart<strong>in</strong> up to the belay.Frantically we changed places <strong>and</strong> I got to grips with the top pitch. It was nowtwenty past four, the sun had set about half an hour previously <strong>and</strong> I was gett<strong>in</strong>gnowhere fast. In the gather<strong>in</strong>g gloom I changed places with Mart<strong>in</strong> <strong>and</strong> passedhim the runners, one number three friend, one number two friend <strong>and</strong> anumber three rock. St<strong>and</strong><strong>in</strong>g on the edge <strong>of</strong> the ledge look<strong>in</strong>g up at forty foot <strong>of</strong>unknown rock he looked totally unconv<strong>in</strong>ced; unconv<strong>in</strong>ced the rock could beclimbed, unconv<strong>in</strong>ced the runners were good <strong>and</strong> unconv<strong>in</strong>ced that he could seewhere to put the runners. It was now completely dark. The bleat<strong>in</strong>g com<strong>in</strong>gdown from above my head would have put many a woolly sent<strong>in</strong>el to shame.Spasmodic lurches, grunts <strong>and</strong> curses were the only evidence that the ascentwas, if not go<strong>in</strong>g well, then at least go<strong>in</strong>g up. A tight rope around my waistsummoned me upwards <strong>and</strong> an hour <strong>and</strong> a half after sunset we let the root <strong>of</strong> ourproblems, Chris, ascend the route. Needless to say the new head-torch waslurk<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> the car boot.Another atmospheric addition to Malham's left w<strong>in</strong>g was the title track TheWell Oiled Mach<strong>in</strong>e. Fitt<strong>in</strong>gly, after lead<strong>in</strong>g one pitch each, Mart<strong>in</strong> <strong>and</strong> myselfwere jo<strong>in</strong>ed on the first ascent by Chris, Mark <strong>and</strong> <strong>of</strong> course Streaky Bacon.P.S. The team has always assumed Graham's title to be a compliment for itsefficient activity. It could <strong>of</strong> course be attributed to the time served by the teamat the barHI

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