Uncle Andy's Digest - November 2017

Uncle Andy’s Digest
10
Faster Dad
Submitted by Thomas Hill
Three boys are in the
schoolyard bragging of
how great their fathers
are.
The first one says:
“Well, my father runs
the fastest. He can
fire an arrow, and start
to run, I tell you, he
gets there before the
arrow.”
The second one says:
“Ha! You think that’s
fast! My father is a
hunter. He can shoot
his gun and be there
before the bullet.”
The third one listens
to the other two and
shakes his head. He
then says: “You two
know nothing about
fast. My father is in
sales. He stops working
at 4:30 and he is
home by 3:45!”
Blind Date
Submitted by Pam Ashby
Once there was a
girl who wanted a
boyfriend. Her mom
wanted to help her, so
she set up a blind date
for her daughter.
When the girl got back
from the date she said
“That was the worst
night of my life!”
“Why is that?” her
mom asked.
“He owns a 1922 Rolls
Royce!”
“Isn’t that a good
thing?”
“He’s the original owner
mom!”
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