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I’m wearing the smile you gave me.<br />
Blessing<br />
Submitted by Steve Simard<br />
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Once a woman invited<br />
some people to dinner.<br />
At the table, she turned<br />
to their six-year-old<br />
daughter and said,<br />
“Would you like to say<br />
the blessing?”<br />
“I wouldn’t know what<br />
to say,” the girl replied.<br />
“Just say what you<br />
hear mommy say,” the<br />
woman answered.<br />
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The daughter bowed<br />
her head and said,<br />
“Lord, why on earth did<br />
I invite all these people<br />
to dinner?”<br />
First Time<br />
Turkey<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
It was the first time<br />
Pam was eating<br />
Thanksgiving dinner<br />
without her family.<br />
Trying to re-enact the<br />
tradition, she prepared<br />
a dinner for herself<br />
alone. The next day,<br />
her mother called to<br />
see how everything<br />
went.<br />
“Oh, mother, I made<br />
myself a lovely dinner,<br />
but I had so much<br />
trouble trying to eat<br />
the turkey!” said the<br />
daughter.<br />
“Did it not taste good?”<br />
her mother asked.<br />
“I don’t know,” Pam<br />
said. “It wouldn’t sit<br />
still!”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
Nov. <strong>2017</strong> <strong>Uncle</strong>Andys.com 29
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