01.11.2017 Views

Uncle Andy's Digest - November 2017

Create successful ePaper yourself

Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.

Out ‘n About with<br />

the Fontaine Family<br />

Team<br />

Sponsoring the 1400th<br />

wish for Aubrey through<br />

Make-A-Wish Maine.<br />

First Class!<br />

Love it!<br />

Charmaine Raby<br />

& Diane Brule<br />

“We’re having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey,<br />

we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.” – George Carlin<br />

International Paper is Now Hiring<br />

Manufacturing Jobs in Auburn<br />

Production starting @ $ 16.53/hr<br />

PLUS shift differential<br />

Benefits<br />

Medical/Dental, 401K, Pension,<br />

Vacation & More!<br />

Also Hiring<br />

Class A Drivers!<br />

Class A CDL required<br />

No Overnight Driving!<br />

Applications accepted online: www.ipaper.com • Careers, search open positions, location: Maine<br />

© <strong>2017</strong> International Paper Company. All rights reserved. International Paper is an Equal Opportunity Employer - Minorities/Females/Individuals with Disabilities/Veterans.<br />

c<br />

O<br />

For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going<br />

through a stage.<br />

<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />

8<br />

Jamie Crain &<br />

Dawn Marston<br />

Pilgram’s<br />

Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />

Grandma was showing<br />

the children a painting<br />

of the Pilgrim Family<br />

on a Thanksgiving<br />

Day card that they had<br />

received and she commented,<br />

“The Pilgrim<br />

children enjoyed going<br />

to church with their<br />

mothers and fathers<br />

and praying to God.”<br />

Her youngest grandson<br />

looked at her<br />

doubtfully and asked,<br />

“Then why is their Dad<br />

carrying that rifle?”<br />

...with<br />

Jimbo<br />

<strong>November</strong> <strong>2017</strong> 783-7039<br />

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”<br />

– Oscar Wilde<br />

Ag

Hooray! Your file is uploaded and ready to be published.

Saved successfully!

Ooh no, something went wrong!