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Fisheye lenses make the world go round.<br />
The American Legion<br />
FAMILY<br />
JOIN US FOR NFL<br />
SUNDAY’S<br />
OPEN<br />
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday 1pm - close<br />
Thursday, Friday, Saturday noon to close<br />
Sunday noon to close<br />
Hall Rentals Available<br />
Call for more information<br />
207-782-1118<br />
William J. Rogers Post 153<br />
71 South Main St, Auburn • 207-782-1118 • Activities • Members & Guests Welcome<br />
MUSIC, KARAOKE & DANCE W/ JEAN LOUIS<br />
Fri. & Sat. evenings 7-11pm in <strong>November</strong><br />
VETERAN’S DAY CHILI COOK-OFF<br />
SAT. NOV. 11 TH 11:30-1:00pm<br />
Excellent Dishes & Lots of Fun!<br />
BREAKFAST BUFFET SUN. NOV. 19 TH 8-10am<br />
$<br />
7/adult $ 4/child under 10<br />
MONTHLY MEETING<br />
WED. NOV. 15 TH<br />
50/50 Raffle & Attending members have a chance to win $100, $50 or $25<br />
DO YOU HAVE AN EVENT, FUNCTION OR GATHERING COMING UP?<br />
Give us a call and ask us about our “Beverage Service”<br />
Innocence<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
A little boy got lost at<br />
the YMCA and found<br />
himself in the women’s<br />
locker room.<br />
When he was spotted,<br />
the room burst into<br />
shrieks, with ladies<br />
grabbing towels and<br />
running for cover.<br />
The little boy watched<br />
in amazement and<br />
then asked, “What’s<br />
the matter, haven’t you<br />
ever seen a little boy<br />
before?”<br />
Just once it’d be nice to hear the word “sir,” without it immediately being followed by, “you’re making a scene.”<br />
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Corey Binette<br />
owner<br />
207-240-4048<br />
corey@gutterbrothersmaine.com<br />
Cell:<br />
207<br />
212.6923<br />
Shop:<br />
1160 Rt 202, Greene<br />
207<br />
946.6176<br />
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All makes & models, also motorcycles, snowmobiles & RV’s<br />
• Oil Changes<br />
• Brakes<br />
• Water Pumps<br />
• Tune-Ups<br />
• Motors<br />
• Shocks & Struts<br />
I dated a TV weather girl once just so I could be with a woman who wasn’t right all the time.<br />
A Memento<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
Caring Family Dentists & Specialists!<br />
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I’m determined to count backwards from one million: I’ll stop at nothing!<br />
Seeing her friend Sally<br />
wearing a new locket,<br />
Meg asks if there is a<br />
memento of some sort<br />
inside.<br />
“Yes,” says Sally, “a<br />
lock of my husband’s<br />
hair.”<br />
“But Larry’s still alive.”<br />
“I know, but his hair is<br />
gone.”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
Nov. <strong>2017</strong> <strong>Uncle</strong>Andys.com 43
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