Uncle Andy's Digest • August 2020
Our August 2020 issue of Uncle Andy's Digest kicks off our 25th Anniversary year! It will deliver laughs, facts, and lots of fun. Uncle Andy's Digest is your guide to all things fun and local! Laugh at the jokes, see folks you know in our Out 'n About sections, and PLEASE support local business!
Our August 2020 issue of Uncle Andy's Digest kicks off our 25th Anniversary year! It will deliver laughs, facts, and lots of fun. Uncle Andy's Digest is your guide to all things fun and local! Laugh at the jokes, see folks you know in our Out 'n About sections, and PLEASE support local business!
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Honeymoon
Toast
Submitted by Jimbo
One of my daughter’s
wedding presents was
a toaster oven. Soon
after the honeymoon,
she and her husband
tried it out. Almost
immediately, smoke
billowed out of the
toaster.
“Get the owner’s manual!”
my daughter’s
husband shouted.
“I can’t find it anywhere!”
cried my
daughter a short time
later.
“Oops!” came a voice
from the kitchen. “Well,
the toast is fine, but
the owner’s manual’s
burned to a crisp.”
Aye Matey!
Submitted by Steve Simard
A pirate goes to a
dermatologist, worried
that the moles on
his back might be
cancerous.
I got thrown out of the pet store when I asked the cashier how long
before the seed I was buying would grow a bird?
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The doctor inspects
them and says, “It’s
okay, they’re benign.”
The pirate replied,
“Check ‘em again
matey, I think there be
at least ten!”
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Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with
Jimbo
38 August 2020 783-7039
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but not down for wreckless driving?