Uncle Andy's Digest July 2021
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Missing Person
Submitted by Steve Simard
A lady calls the police
to report her husband
is missing. The police
arrive and ask for a
description. She tells
them he’s 6'2" tall,
blonde wavy hair,
and has a smile that
makes everybody love
him.
The police then go to
the next door neighbor
to verify this report.
The lady next door
tells the police, “You
can’t believe her.
He’s 5'4" tall, has no
hair, and he wears a
perpetual frown on his
face.”
The neighbor walked
over to the lady’s
house and asked her
why she would give
the police an incorrect
description of her
husband.
Work Tips: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Get to an airport.
Get on a plane. Never return.
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Laugh at ME Laughing Festival
is looking to hold its first ever event in
JUNE 2022 AT THE OXFORD FAIRGROUNDS
We need: Website/Social Media organizer • Entertainer • Insurance
Comedians • Demolition derby • Music • Sponsorship • Scholarship • Food
Arts • 4-H • Horse Shows • Animal Kennel • Gong Show
Local talent competition • Lawyer • Flower show
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A white shirt attracts the soup of the day.
Out ‘n About at Mel’s Hilltop Restaurant in Poland
for the Denny Breau Concert
Front: Paul &
Betsy Smith, &
Wayne Hennessey
Back: Dean & Laura
Kendall, & Karen
Hennessey
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because I reported him
missing, doesn’t mean
I wanted him back!”
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