Uncle Andy's Digest July 2021

An astronaut gets paid between $66,000 - $160,000 per year.
Seems a bit low considering the commute to work.
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A couple are out for a
walk when they notice
a large sign outside
a house which reads,
“Talking Dog for Sale.”
They are both intrigued
by the idea of a talking
dog, so they knock
on the door and ask if
they can take a look at
this dog
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“Sure!” says the owner,
“Come on in.”
The owner escorts
them into the lounge
where the dog is lying
on the sofa watching
television.
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“Hello,” they say to the
dog.
“Hello,” the dog
responds.
“What have you done
with your life so far
then?” the couple ask
the dog.
“Well actually I’ve led a
very full life,” says the
dog.
“Really?” says the
couple.
“Yes really,” says the
dog. “I’ve lived in the
Alps rescuing avalanche
victims. Then I
served my country in
Iraq. And now I work
part-time reading to
the residents in a retirement
home.”
The couple are
amazed by this. They
can’t believe any dog
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My mother reported me for stealing her flower holder, but her accusations were vaseless.
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