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Continued from previous pageglad to help her, thenadds, “It’s just 99 centsa word.”I bought a new boomerang because the store had a great return policy.Out ‘n About at the 7th Annual Summer Block PartyWell, after paying forthe bull, Carmen onlyhas one dollar left. Sherealizes that she’ll onlybe able to send hersister one word.After a few minutesof thinking, she nodsand says, “I want youto send her one word:comfortable.”The operator shakeshis head. “How is sheever going to knowthat you want her tohitch the trailer to yourpickup truck and driveout here to haul thatbull back to your ranchif you send her just theword ‘comfortable?’”Carmen explains, “Theword is too big for mysister, Cecilia, to read.She’ll have to sound itout... com-for-da-bull.”Birthday WishSubmitted by JimboA mother asked hersmall son what hewould like for hisbirthday.“I’d like a little brother,”the boy said.“Oh my, that’s sucha big wish,” said themother. “Why do youwant a little brother?”“Well,” said the boy,“there’s only so much Ican blame on the dog.”Uncle Andy’s Digest ...withJimbo26 Sept. 2021 783-7039The only superhero that doesn’t have to worry about a wrinkled uniform is Iron Man.
I told my daughter that she had to add calculus to her class schedule.It was integral to her education.Out ‘n About at the 7th Annual Summer Block PartyOut ‘n About at the7th Annual SummerBlock PartyPhotos courtesy of Lisa BrownHow do youturn a duck into ablues singer?Toby WillliamsCryin’ Out LoudYou put it inthe microwave untilit’s Bill Withers.Brandon StallardCryin’ Out LoudMariah Carroll &Lisa CarrollI’ve taken the week off from work because my cow has been sick.My boss thinks I’m just milking it.Uncle Andy’s DigestSept. 2021 UncleAndys.com...withJimbo27
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