UAD September Digest 2021

BUSINESS
SP TLIGHT
Goober Exam
Submitted by Jimbo
The Goober reported
for her University final
examination, which
consisted of “yes/no”
type questions.
She took her seat in
the examination hall,
stared at the question
paper for five minutes,
and then in a fit of
inspiration took her
purse out, removed
a coin and started
tossing the coin and
marking the answer
sheet - Yes for Heads
and No for Tails. Within
a half an hour, she was
all done whereas the
rest of the class was
still sweating it out.
During the last few
minutes, she was seen
desperately throwing
the coin, mumbling
and sweating.
The moderator,
alarmed, approached
her and asked what
was going on. “I finished
the exam in half
an hour. But, I am rechecking
my answers.”
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