UAD October Digest 2021
Hot off the digital press... Here is our October 2021 edition of the Digest! We hope you enjoy our all “pink” edition. This is our shout out to Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Supporting the fighters. Admiring the survivors. Honoring the taken. Never, ever giving up hope. Uncle Andy’s Digest stands with all those affected by breast cancer. Grab your copy TODAY at nearly 1,000 locations in 19 area towns.
Hot off the digital press... Here is our October 2021 edition of the Digest! We hope you enjoy our all “pink” edition. This is our shout out to Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Supporting the fighters. Admiring the survivors. Honoring the taken. Never, ever giving up hope. Uncle Andy’s Digest stands with all those affected by breast cancer.
Grab your copy TODAY at nearly 1,000 locations in 19 area towns.
Create successful ePaper yourself
Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.
Chatty
Submitted by Jimbo
One day while shopping,
my chatter bug
daughter who was
three at the time introduced
herself to the
lady behind us at the
check out.
She proceeded to tell
the lady her sister’s
name and then said
to the lady, “This is
my mom. Her name is
Mom.”
OXFORD HILLS AREA BUSINESSES
GREAT DEALS EVERY DAY!
PA’S TRADIN’
COMPANY Inc.
BUY • SELL • TRADE
PAWN
Federal Licensed Firearms Dealer
1447 Main Street, Oxford
Only 25 Minutes from
Auburn & Gray
Open Mon-Sat. 9am - 5pm
207-743-0709 or
1-877-743-0709
• VIDEOS, GAMES
• TOOLS
• FISHING SUPPLIES
• FURNITURE
• TARPS
• & MUCH MORE!
BUYING GUNS!
Gun Background
Checks/Transfers
Fire Arms Transfers $ 25/each
Always Pawning & Selling • Inventory Changes Daily!
Visit Us!
T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It’s because of the small arms.
OFFERING
Residential
Commercial
Clean Outs
Roll Offs
844-ME-TRASH
844-638-7274
F ind Y ourself
in places no one else can
The only thing we don’t throw away is our customer service!
SERVING
Oxford Hills • Lewiston/Auburn• McFalls/Minot/Poland
Bridgton/Denmark • Raymond/Naples
9 Marston St. Norway, Ste.3 • TiceWasteManagement.com
CALL OF THE WILD
RV CENTER
848 Main Street, Oxford
207-539-4410
www.callofthewildrv.com
Frantic Writing
Submitted by Steve Simard
My neighbor was bitten
by a stray rabid dog.
I went to see how he
was and found him
writing frantically.
I told him rabies could
be cured and he didn’t
have to worry about
writing a will.
He said, “Will!? What
will? I’m making a list
of the people I wanna
bite!”
OXFORD’S FAVORITE PIZZA
& SANDWICH SHOP!
Deli Sandwiches • Fresh Dough Pizzas
Breakfast Sandwiches and More!
CALL AHEAD FOR ORDERS!
POLLY’S VARIETY
115 King Street, Oxford
Voted one of
Maine’s Best
Pizza Places!
2016 WMTW
Facebook Fan poll
October Special
2 Breakfast Sandwiches
(ham, egg, cheese on English Muffin - any additions extra)
ONLY $5 .50
Expires 10/31/2021
Plus tax
207-539-8254 • www.pollysvariety.com
Monday - Tuesday: 5:30am - 7:00pm • Wednesday - Saturday: 5:30am - 8:00pm • Sunday: 6:00am - 7:00pm
I like older men because they’ve gotten used to life’s disappointments, which means,
they’re ready for me.
Change language