UAD October Digest 2021

I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be really mad
if she heard me say that.
Bony Friend
Submitted by Jimbo
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The orthopedic surgeon
I work for was
moving to a new office,
and his staff was
helping transport many
of the items. I sat the
display skeleton in
the front of my car, his
bony arm across the
back of my seat.
I hadn’t considered
the drive across town.
At one traffic light, the
stares of the people
in the car beside me
became obvious, and
I looked across and
explained, “I’m delivering
him to my doctor’s
office.”
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At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who
don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
The other driver
leaned out of his window.
“I hate to tell you,
lady,” he said, “but I
think it’s too late!”
Out ‘n About at Sturdy Hardware for their
Community Appreciation Days
Finals
Submitted by Steve Simard
A student asked the
professor how many
problems there would
be on the final exam.
Front: Ashton Sturtevant, Katie Sturtevant, Tyler Sturtevant, & Jeff Sturtevant
Back: Steve Marks, Pete Dumond, & Marc Mailhot
Wouldn’t it be great if we could invoice people for wasting our time.
The professor looked
the student over and
replied, “I think you will
have lots of problems
on the final.”
Uncle Andy’s Digest
Oct. 2021 UncleAndys.com
...with
Jimbo
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