UAD October Digest 2021

Turtle Keeper
Submitted by Jimbo
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.
Martin was a slow
worker and found it
difficult to hold down
a job. After a visit to
the job centre he was
offered work at the
local zoo.
When he arrived for
his first day, the keeper
aware of his reputation
told him to take care of
the tortoise section.
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Later, the keeper
dropped by to see how
Martin was getting
on and found him
standing by an empty
enclosure.
“Where are the tortoises?”
he asked him.
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“I can’t believe it” said
Martin. “I just opened
the door and then.....
Whooooosh!”
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Out ‘n About at Sturdy Hardware for their
Customer Appreciation Days
Super Cough
Submitted by Steve Simard
Super Mario walks
into a bar and orders
a drink. Takes one sip
and starts coughing
hysterically.
Bartender asks, “are
you ok?”
Mario says, “wrong
pipe.”
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Jimbo
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